“#5. Doctors Hate You, and They Hate Their Lives; #4. Your Doctor Might Be Drunk; #3. The Deaths — Oh Loooord the Deaths; #2. Your Doctor is Probably Obese; #1. Going on Vacation is a Death Sentence (For Other People).”
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-horrifying-truths-about-being-medical-doctor/
